The source you’ve provided is not a usable scrape — it’s a Cloudflare/anti-bot interstitial (“Enable JavaScript and cookies to continue”). There is no product name, company name, launch description, pricing, maker quotes, or any Product Hunt URL in it. Everything I’d normally anchor a piece to (the product, the company, the specific claims, the numbers) is absent, and your rules explicitly forbid inventing those facts or fabricating URLs.
So per your own fallback instruction — “If the source is mostly chrome with no real content, return a single empty paragraph — don’t pad” — here is the correct output:
If you can re-scrape the page with JavaScript enabled (or paste the launch copy, the maker’s tagline/description, pricing section, and the Product Hunt URL), I’ll write the full 2000–4000 word essay immediately — thesis opener, incumbent comparisons (Buffer, Hootsuite, Later, Metricool, etc.), hands-on operator detail, a limitations section, and the “What I’d watch / test next” close, with all links anchored to the URLs you supply.
